listen-to-one-direction:

Liam’s hair flip. omg.





  • Directionator: OMG I LOVE ONE DIRECTION!
  • Me: Really? How many are there?
  • Directionator: 5
  • Me: hmm.
  • Directionator: 'Zayn' is my favourite.
  • Me: How do you spell his name?
  • Directionator: Z-A-I-
  • Me: *bitch slap*
  • Directionator: WTF WAS THAT FOR?
  • Me: sorry my hand slipped. whose the oldest?
  • Directionator: Lewis
  • Me: *bitch slap*
  • Directionator: WTF!?
  • Me: hand spasm. sorry. and the rest of the band?
  • Directionator: Liam and Harry. Love their voices!
  • Me: hmm. and whose the last one?
  • Directionator: oh Nill? he's ugly
  • Me: 
  • Me: 
  • Me: 
  • Me: 
  • Police: so you say she fell on this knife 47 times?
  • Me: yep.

  • Interviewer: Which one of you dated the 32 year old?
  • Zayn: 
  • Louis: 
  • Harry: 
  • Liam: 
  • Niall: 
  • Harry: I don't know what you're talking about
  • Interviwer: Caroline Flack? Was that just a rumor?
  • Interviewer: I see ya getting a little red over there Harry
  • Harry: No um she's great she's great a good friend yeah

1dlovescats:

onedirectionbible:

only-for-directioners:

jaesama:

larrylourrystylinson:

livelovelarrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

inamedmycatpussy:

WE SHOULD DO BOTH OMG!

^ we should do both because then they’ll think something horrible got out and they’ll freak out… 

we could act like homophobes and then they would think that larry info got leaked and they’d be forced to come out and 

i mean i wouldnt do that what

we could tell them that we got info about larry, and then they had to come out and shit

YES OMFG hahaha

so it’s settled, we all unfollow them and tweet them “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!” or something in that nature. :) #cantwait

spread the word yalll

ALL OF THESE IDEAS PLEASE

OMG YES THIS IS SO GREAT